Kingston Ontario

The Young Pope Endorses Bkenyan Lewis for Mayor of Kingston, Ontario

The winds of change are sweeping through Kingston, Ontario, and none other than Pope Lenny Belardo, the Young Pope, has spoken. In a bold and unexpected move, His Holiness has publicly endorsed Bkenyan Lewis as the next mayor of Kingston, calling him “the leader Canada needs in these uncertain times.”

Speaking from the Vatican, Pope Lenny addressed the people of Kingston directly:

“For too long, your city has been led by men of complacency, men of politics. But what Kingston needs is a leader of action, a man who understands both the struggles of the working class and the vision for a better future. That man is Bkenyan Lewis.”

The Pope praised Bkenyan’s commitment to economic justice, his deep ties to the community, and his unshakable resolve in the face of adversity.

“A great city does not rise on bureaucracy alone—it needs faith, strength, and courage. Bkenyan has walked the path of the people. He knows the pain of the forgotten, the ignored, the overlooked. And yet, he remains unbroken, ready to lead. This is the kind of man who should govern, the kind of man I trust to uplift Kingston and all who call it home.”

The endorsement has sent shockwaves through Canadian politics, with many asking—could this be the beginning of something greater? Could Kingston, once a quiet historical city, become a beacon of change for the rest of Canada?

Bkenyan Lewis, known for his grassroots approach and fierce independence, responded humbly:

“I never expected the Pope himself to support my campaign, but I am honored beyond words. Kingston is ready for something new, something real. And with faith and hard work, we will build a future worthy of our people.”

With the Young Pope’s blessing and a growing wave of support, the road to Kingston’s mayoral office has never been more electrified. The question now is—will the people answer the call?

Kingston Ontario Election
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Vancouver

Joseph Christian Boskovic Jukic = NWO mayor of Vancouver

Motto: “By Sea Land and Air We Prosper”

STORM AREA 51 and give everyone the KENNEDY SPACE FORCE med bed treatment. IF they really exist. plan for 26 is American disaster tourism and asking for peace real polite, like a Canadian.

Scene: “Dr. Phil: The Mayor of Tomorrow — Joe Jukic’s Exhaust-Free Dream”

[Studio lights dim, audience murmuring as Dr. Phil leans forward in his chair.]

Dr. Phil:
Joe, you’ve said — and I quote — that you insist on being the Mayor of Vancouver. You’ve also talked about creating what you call an electric car exhaust-free street. Now, for the folks watching at home… what exactly does that mean, and what’s the point?

Joe (smiling calmly):
Doc, Vancouver’s a beautiful city, but the air’s tense — literally and emotionally. We’ve gone electric, sure, but we’re still living like there’s exhaust everywhere: noise, stress, mental pollution. The idea of an “electric car exhaust-free street” isn’t just about air — it’s about peace of mind.

Dr. Phil:
So you’re saying this is more than a green policy.

Joe (nodding):
Exactly. It’s a wellness policy. Especially for people like Lady Gaga — she’s supported the Big Red Machine, stood up for the heart in the machine — but she’s been sick, Doc. Tired. Overstimulated by the constant hum of fame, social media, city life. She told me she just wants to move to the country with Gwen Stefani, breathe clean air, heal.

Dr. Phil:
You’re talkin’ about sensory overload, emotional burnout.

Joe:
That’s right. City girls like Gaga and Gwen — they thrive on art and connection, not pollution and panic. An exhaust-free street gives their nervous systems a break. No fumes, no noise, no ads — just quiet, clean power. It keeps anxiety at bay. It tells the body, you’re safe now.

Dr. Phil (leaning in):
So what you’re really proposing is a street that heals people — a place where their fight-or-flight response isn’t constantly triggered.

Joe (smiling slightly):
Exactly. A place where even the pop queens can finally exhale.

[Audience claps softly, Lady Gaga appears briefly on screen via video message.]

Lady Gaga:
Joe’s right. We need cities that breathe with us — not against us.

[Dr. Phil turns back to Joe, impressed.]

Dr. Phil:
Well Joe, sounds like you’re not just runnin’ for mayor… you’re runnin’ for peace of mind.

Vancouver Mayor Election
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Victoria (Canada)

Nelly Furtado = NWO mayor of Victoria

The City’s motto, “Semper Liber” – Always Free or Forever Free

Victoria Election
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