Christus Rex: Children of Generation Alpha, gather ‘round. The question is simple but eternal: who shall lead your class — Greta Thunberg, defender of the Earth, or Peter Thiel’s all-seeing surveillance eye, the watcher who never sleeps?
Gen Alpha Student 1: We want someone who listens, not someone who spies. Greta fights for the planet.
Gen Alpha Student 2: But Thiel’s Eye knows everything — our grades, our habits, our hopes. It could make everything efficient.
Christus Rex: Efficient, yes. But is efficiency love? Is knowledge without compassion wisdom?
Gen Alpha Student 3: Greta makes us feel human again. She says the Earth is alive, that we must serve it.
Gen Alpha Student 4: The Eye promises immortality — data that never dies, a heaven of code.
Christus Rex: And yet, my children, remember: what profits a generation if it gains eternal bandwidth but loses its soul?
The Class (in unison): We choose Greta — not the Eye. We want to breathe, not just scroll.
Christus Rex (smiling): Then you have judged rightly. For the kingdom of heaven belongs not to those who see all, but to those who feel all. 🌍✨
Borat: “Mr. Peter Thiel, very nice! You are billionaire, yes? You make big surveillance empire! Tell me, if I work for you, can I put camera in lady’s toilet?”
Peter Thiel: stares blankly for a moment “No, Borat. That’s… not innovation. That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.”
Borat: “But you say you want to see everything! Like big Eye of Sauron, yes? You own data, face, image, soul! Why not toilet too?”
Thiel: “Borat, privacy invasion is only acceptable when it’s profitable and invisible. The ladies’ room has neither of those qualities.”
Borat: “Ahh, I understand. You want to spy only when people not know. Very clever! You are like KGB with stock options.”
Thiel: “Let’s just say I prefer algorithms to bathrooms.”
Borat: “High five! I make new start-up: ToiletCoin. We film, we mine data, we sell NFT of flush! You invest?”
Thiel: groans quietly “Borat… this is why I don’t do interviews.”