Joseph Christian Boskovic Jukic = NWO mayor of Vancouver
Motto: “By Sea Land and Air We Prosper”
STORM AREA 51 and give everyone the KENNEDY SPACE FORCE med bed treatment. IF they really exist. plan for 26 is American disaster tourism and asking for peace real polite, like a Canadian.
Scene: “Dr. Phil: The Mayor of Tomorrow — Joe Jukic’s Exhaust-Free Dream”
[Studio lights dim, audience murmuring as Dr. Phil leans forward in his chair.]
Dr. Phil: Joe, you’ve said — and I quote — that you insist on being the Mayor of Vancouver. You’ve also talked about creating what you call an electric car exhaust-free street. Now, for the folks watching at home… what exactly does that mean, and what’s the point?
Joe (smiling calmly): Doc, Vancouver’s a beautiful city, but the air’s tense — literally and emotionally. We’ve gone electric, sure, but we’re still living like there’s exhaust everywhere: noise, stress, mental pollution. The idea of an “electric car exhaust-free street” isn’t just about air — it’s about peace of mind.
Dr. Phil: So you’re saying this is more than a green policy.
Joe (nodding): Exactly. It’s a wellness policy. Especially for people like Lady Gaga — she’s supported the Big Red Machine, stood up for the heart in the machine — but she’s been sick, Doc. Tired. Overstimulated by the constant hum of fame, social media, city life. She told me she just wants to move to the country with Gwen Stefani, breathe clean air, heal.
Dr. Phil: You’re talkin’ about sensory overload, emotional burnout.
Joe: That’s right. City girls like Gaga and Gwen — they thrive on art and connection, not pollution and panic. An exhaust-free street gives their nervous systems a break. No fumes, no noise, no ads — just quiet, clean power. It keeps anxiety at bay. It tells the body, you’re safe now.
Dr. Phil (leaning in): So what you’re really proposing is a street that heals people — a place where their fight-or-flight response isn’t constantly triggered.
Joe (smiling slightly): Exactly. A place where even the pop queens can finally exhale.
[Audience claps softly, Lady Gaga appears briefly on screen via video message.]
Lady Gaga: Joe’s right. We need cities that breathe with us — not against us.
[Dr. Phil turns back to Joe, impressed.]
Dr. Phil: Well Joe, sounds like you’re not just runnin’ for mayor… you’re runnin’ for peace of mind.