Debt Forgiveness Referendum

Dialogue: “Forgive Us Our Debts”

G.I. Joe:
Bono, they’re gonna call you crazy again. You know that, right? The bankers, the politicians — they’ll say debt is the lifeblood of the global economy. Without it, they’ll say, the whole system dies.

Bono:
Aye, I’ve heard that sermon before, mate. But I also heard another one — from a carpenter who said something different. Every day, millions pray, “forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.” Maybe we just forgot He meant it literally.

G.I. Joe:
I don’t know if I’ve got that much mercy in me, Bono. I can’t forgive these international moneylending vultures, the ones who profit from misery. They feed off the suffering of the poor and call it “interest.”

Bono:
Then start smaller, Joe. Maybe you don’t have to forgive them. Maybe you forgive us. Forgive Canada’s debts — the student loans, the small-town farmers, the single mothers paying 20% on their credit cards. That’s a start.

G.I. Joe:
Canada’s debts… yeah. I could live with that. Jubilee North.

Bono:
That’s the spirit, soldier. The first revolution is always spiritual. Before the numbers fall, the hearts have to change.

G.I. Joe:
Then let’s start with that prayer again — the real one.

Bono (quietly):
Our Father… forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

(They bow their heads — two unlikely prophets, whispering a rebellion disguised as a prayer.)

Should The World's Debts Be Forgiven?

Generation Alpha Vote

Christus Rex: Children of Generation Alpha, gather ‘round. The question is simple but eternal: who shall lead your class — Greta Thunberg, defender of the Earth, or Peter Thiel’s all-seeing surveillance eye, the watcher who never sleeps?

Gen Alpha Student 1: We want someone who listens, not someone who spies. Greta fights for the planet.

Gen Alpha Student 2: But Thiel’s Eye knows everything — our grades, our habits, our hopes. It could make everything efficient.

Christus Rex: Efficient, yes. But is efficiency love? Is knowledge without compassion wisdom?

Gen Alpha Student 3: Greta makes us feel human again. She says the Earth is alive, that we must serve it.

Gen Alpha Student 4: The Eye promises immortality — data that never dies, a heaven of code.

Christus Rex: And yet, my children, remember: what profits a generation if it gains eternal bandwidth but loses its soul?

The Class (in unison): We choose Greta — not the Eye. We want to breathe, not just scroll.

Christus Rex (smiling): Then you have judged rightly. For the kingdom of heaven belongs not to those who see all, but to those who feel all. 🌍✨

Generation Alpha Class President Election