The Wheel of Fortune School of Economics

The news broke on a rainy Tuesday morning: Chrystia Freeland, Canada’s long-serving Finance Minister, had resigned. The House of Commons buzzed with speculation, but the reason was clear enough—Canada’s economy was creaking under the weight of unpayable debts, inflation, and growing unrest. Freeland had fought hard to balance the books, but the numbers refused to cooperate.

As Freeland’s resignation letter circulated, a new name began to emerge in hushed conversations across Parliament Hill: Nelly Furtado.


The Call for Change

Nelly, who had traded her music career for politics, had quickly risen to prominence as the leader of the Referendum Party. She and her unlikely partner, Joe McDonald, a no-nonsense economist from Newfoundland, were becoming household names. Together, they’d founded the Wheel of Fortune School of Economics, a grassroots initiative that taught ordinary Canadians how economies truly worked—how debt spirals formed, how money flowed, and, most importantly, how to break free.

The name came from a simple concept: economies, like wheels, needed to turn. But when debt became unpayable, the wheel ground to a halt, crushing those at the bottom.

“It’s not about charity,” Joe would say in his thick Newfoundland accent. “It’s about resetting the wheel so everyone can move forward.”


The Lesson: Christa Balder and the Mountain of Debt

On a crisp Wednesday morning, Nelly and Joe invited people from all walks of life—farmers, teachers, small business owners—to a community hall in Ottawa. Among the speakers was Christa Balder, a former banker turned whistleblower.

Standing before the crowd, Christa held up a massive ledger book. “This,” she said, “is the mountain of debt. Canada’s debt. Your debt. My debt. It’s grown so large that we could work for a hundred years and never pay it off. Not because we’re lazy, but because the system isn’t designed for us to win.”

The crowd murmured, nodding.

“The truth is,” Christa continued, “unpayable debts are never truly paid. They’re only shifted—from the poor to the rich, from workers to bankers, from the present to the future. And when the debt becomes too heavy, the wheel stops turning.”

Joe stepped forward, his voice booming. “So what do we do? We hit the reset button. Throughout history, civilizations have faced this problem, and they’ve solved it with something called a Debt Jubilee.”


Nelly’s Plan

Nelly Furtado took the stage, wearing a simple white blazer and a look of quiet determination.

“A Debt Jubilee,” she began, “is not a fantasy. It’s a solution as old as human civilization. The ancient Sumerians did it. The Bible speaks of it. When debts became unpayable, they were forgiven—not as an act of kindness, but as a necessity to keep society alive.”

The crowd listened in awe as Nelly laid out her plan:

  1. A National Debt Jubilee: Forgiveness of unpayable personal debts for working Canadians—student loans, medical bills, and predatory loans—so families could breathe again.
  2. Bank Accountability: A windfall tax on financial institutions that profited from excessive lending and speculation.
  3. Community Investment: Redirecting funds into small businesses, sustainable agriculture, and local industries to rebuild Canada’s economy from the ground up.
  4. Wheel of Fortune Education: A nationwide program to teach financial literacy, so no one would be trapped in cycles of debt again.

“Debt,” Nelly said, “is not just numbers on a spreadsheet. It’s the weight that keeps people from living full, free lives. We will not let Canada’s future be buried under it.”


The Turning Point

That night, the media went wild. “Debt Jubilee” trended across every platform. Critics called it radical. Supporters called it revolutionary. But for the millions of Canadians drowning in debt, it felt like hope.

In Parliament, the Referendum Party began to gain seats. Joe McDonald’s straight-talking economics and Nelly Furtado’s vision for a debt-free future were unstoppable. Even former critics were forced to admit that the wheel of fortune—stuck for so long—had begun to turn again.


The Jubilee

Months later, Nelly Furtado stood before a packed Parliament as Canada’s new Prime Minister. Her first act? Announcing the Debt Jubilee Act.

In homes across the country, families opened letters informing them that their debts had been wiped clean. Tears were shed, laughter rang out, and for the first time in years, people began to dream again.

As Joe McDonald told a cheering crowd in Newfoundland, “We didn’t just save the economy. We gave it back to the people.”

And somewhere, in a small community hall, Christa Balder smiled, knowing that the mountain of debt had finally been leveled—and the wheel of fortune was turning once more.

The Hunter’s Bounty

The Hunter’s Bounty: Peter and the Call of the Wild

Joe Jukic’s cousin Peter was a man of the land. While Joe had spent his life mastering the intricacies of psychological warfare and global strategy, Peter had always been drawn to the simplicity and challenge of the hunt. A hunter by trade and passion, Peter believed in living off the land, taking only what was needed and giving back to nature in return.

In the rugged hills of Croatia, Peter had carved out a life for himself, one where the forests and fields provided sustenance and a connection to the rhythms of the wild. His favorite quarry was wild boar and geese—abundant, challenging, and, as Peter liked to say, “meat that comes with a story.”


The Call of the Wild

One crisp autumn morning, Peter prepared for a hunt. The air was sharp with the scent of fallen leaves, and the forest was alive with the rustle of animals preparing for winter. Peter slung his rifle over his shoulder and set out with his loyal dog, Luka, trotting at his side.

His target that day was wild boar, a species known for its cunning and ferocity. The local farmers had been complaining about boars raiding their fields, and Peter saw an opportunity to help the community while filling his freezer for the colder months.


The Hunt

Peter tracked the boar through the forest, reading the signs they left behind: hoof prints in the mud, uprooted soil where they had foraged, and the occasional broken branch. Luka sniffed the ground eagerly, his tail wagging as he caught the scent.

After hours of careful tracking, Peter spotted a group of boars grazing in a clearing. He crouched low, signaling Luka to stay quiet. Raising his rifle, he focused on a young male—large enough to provide ample meat but not yet old enough to be tough.

With a steady hand, Peter fired. The shot rang out, and the boar dropped instantly. The others scattered into the woods, leaving Peter to approach his prize.

“Thank you,” he murmured, a ritual he performed with every kill, honoring the animal’s life and the sustenance it would provide.


The Feast

With the boar field-dressed and loaded onto his truck, Peter returned home. That evening, he invited Joe and a few neighbors over for a feast. The smell of roasted boar filled the air as Peter shared stories of the hunt.

“This is what it’s all about,” Peter said, raising a glass of rakija. “Good food, good company, and a life that respects the land.”

Joe, who rarely had time to slow down, found himself envying Peter’s simple, grounded existence. “You’ve got it figured out, cousin,” he said. “The world could use more people like you.”


The Geese Hunt

The following weekend, Peter turned his attention to geese. The wetlands near his home were a stopping point for migratory flocks, and Peter saw an opportunity for another hunt. Armed with a decoy setup and his trusty shotgun, he waded into the marsh before dawn.

As the sun rose, the sky filled with the sound of honking geese. Peter waited patiently, blending into the reeds. When a group of geese flew low, he took his shot, bringing down two with a single blast.

Back at home, he plucked and cleaned the geese, preparing them for a slow roast with herbs and apples. The meal was a hit with his family, who marveled at the tender, flavorful meat.


A Way of Life

For Peter, hunting wasn’t just a means of survival—it was a way of life, a connection to the natural world that many had lost. He hunted responsibly, ensuring the populations of boar and geese remained healthy. He shared his knowledge with others, teaching them to respect the land and the animals they hunted.

Joe often joked that Peter was the philosopher of the family, his wisdom drawn from the woods rather than books. But Peter would just laugh and say, “The forest has more to teach than any library, if you know how to listen.”

And so, as the seasons turned, Peter continued his life in harmony with nature, his hunts providing not just food but a reminder of the balance between man and the wild.

The Shadow General:

The Shadow General: Joe Jukic’s War on the Illuminati

Joe Jukic was a name whispered in the darkest corridors of power. A Croatian Psyops General with a mind sharper than a scalpel and a will forged in the fires of the Yugoslav Wars, he had spent decades mastering the art of psychological warfare. His weapons were not bullets or bombs but ideas, narratives, and the manipulation of truth itself.

When Jukic uncovered evidence of the Bavarian Illuminati’s pervasive influence—spanning secret lodges like Skull and Bones, Propaganda Due, and the elusive Swiss Grand Alpina—he knew he was facing a foe unlike any other. These lodges weren’t just social clubs; they were command centers for global manipulation, pulling the strings of governments, economies, and wars.

Jukic’s mission was clear: dismantle them from within, using their own tactics against them.


Phase 1: Black Propaganda – Turning the Shadows on Themselves

Jukic’s first target was Skull and Bones, the infamous Yale secret society. He crafted a campaign of black propaganda, planting false but believable narratives that sowed distrust among its members. Anonymous leaks suggested that certain Bonesmen had been embezzling funds from their endowment to finance personal ventures.

The fabricated emails and documents were so meticulously detailed that even the most loyal members began questioning their peers. Infighting erupted, and the society’s once-united front crumbled. By the time the truth surfaced, the damage was done—alliances were broken, and their influence waned.


Phase 2: White Propaganda – The Truth as a Weapon

Propaganda Due, or P2, was a Masonic lodge notorious for its ties to Italian corruption and organized crime. Jukic’s strategy here was different: white propaganda, exposing the truth.

Using hacked archives and whistleblower testimonies, he released a damning report detailing P2’s involvement in money laundering, political assassinations, and the Vatican Bank scandal. The revelations sparked outrage across Italy, leading to mass protests and government investigations.

Jukic ensured the media coverage was relentless, framing the story as a moral reckoning for Italy. The lodge, unable to withstand the public scrutiny, was disbanded, its members scattered and discredited.


Phase 3: Grey Propaganda – Manipulating the Middle Ground

The Grand Alpina Lodge in Switzerland was the Illuminati’s crown jewel, a retreat for global elites like Henry Kissinger. Here, Jukic employed grey propaganda—a mix of truth and lies designed to blur the lines.

He orchestrated a faux summit, inviting high-profile figures under the guise of a peace conference. Using deepfake technology, he created incriminating video footage of attendees discussing plans to manipulate global markets and orchestrate regime changes.

The footage was leaked online, where conspiracy theorists amplified it, blending it with genuine grievances about economic inequality. The result was a tidal wave of public backlash against the lodge and its members.

While the videos were later debunked, the damage to the lodge’s reputation was irreversible. Kissinger, a key figure, became a pariah, his influence eroded by the court of public opinion.


The Fallout

Within five years, Jukic’s campaign had dismantled the Illuminati’s most powerful lodges. Skull and Bones was a fractured relic, P2 was a memory, and the Grand Alpina Lodge was a hollow shell.

Jukic disappeared soon after, leaving behind only cryptic messages in the form of anonymous op-eds and encrypted files. Some say he retired to a quiet village in Croatia; others believe he continues his work in the shadows, targeting the next cabal.

The world, though still rife with corruption, felt a shift. The lodges that once controlled its destiny were no longer invincible. And while few knew the name Joe Jukic, his legacy as the Shadow General lived on—a testament to the power of propaganda, wielded for justice.